Plus qu’hier et bien moins que demain.
I am an amateur photographer from the Midwest, turned Coloradoan, reacclimating to life in Wisconsin.
Among the things I enjoy: inappropriate Prince songs, dichotomous keys, sharing music, old fashioned photo booths, winning games of Cribbage.
He’s got lemonade mojitos, and he’s got those Jack Nicolas things…
My mom, describing an Arnold Palmer
(It’s iced tea with lemonade.)
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My body is a deadly weapon.
Bob Barker, on the radio this morning
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
Mae WestReligion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have for religion — we protect religion. And talk about a lifestyle choice — that is absolutely a choice… It’s a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as someone else…
Jon Stewart (via adayinboston) (via soupsoup) (via danielholter)We fucked China the hardest, but not until they got loose.
Ezra’s auntThese guys are fuckin’ fucks. They can go back to [incomprehensible mumbling]…
Dad, perusing the weekend’s live music options on MySpace
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he just calls it like he sees it local music quote
You gotta eat that one. I messed it up, and now it’s a breast! A nip!
Mom, baking chocolate drop peanut butter cookiesI’m gonna be sippin’ some coffee FO SHO!
my dad, loopy after his endoscopy
Let the holiday fun begin—rationing his pain meds!
Prince of Dickness!
Mom
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i basically only quote my ridiculous parents out of context quote family
Cause when it’s over,
All that matters is the love you gave away.
There’s no such thing as ready. There’s only willing.
I apologize to all my former Sunday school students because I taught you that the bible was the word of god… I apologize for teaching you to think that you were a sinner and that Jesus had to die for you when you are really just a beautiful child, perfect in every way from the minute you were born (except for when you aren’t). I apologize for telling you that Jesus conquered death and that you should put your trust in him when there is not a shred of evidence of the resurrection except for what is in the bible. I apologize for not respecting your intelligence and glazing over thorny issues and rationalizing all the bullshit that is so present at all times in ‘god’s word’. (I apologize for saying bullshit in this apology). I apologize for ever calling the bible ‘god’s word’. It isn’t ‘god’s word’. It’s just a book. There are a lot of other much better books. There are books that helped humanity move beyond misogyny and slavery and tyranny. There are books that led to scientific discoveries which led to medicine and helpful machines and made the world a better place. None of those books are in the bible. In fact, the bible helps people to justify misogyny and tyranny and slavery and the bible made church leaders fear science and so they burned scientists and doctors and smart people because what those smart people were learning was often in direct conflict with what the bible and the church taught. I apologize for not telling you that the bible and christianity are two of the main reasons that it took people so long to move from tyranny into democracy, from slavery to human rights, from cruel religious mandates to civil law.
Rechelle, Former Christian Apologizes for Being Such a Huge Shit Head for all Those Years
(Thank you for the link, Daniel Holter!)
Fuck a bike—give me a horse!
my sister, in regards to bicycling versus horseback-riding in Red Rocksyou say, ‘if i had a little more, i should be very satisfied.’ you make a mistake. if you are not content with what you have, you would not be satisfied if it were doubled.
charles spurgeon, theologian (via thattimguy)Ok, jelly is that shit you buy at the store. Jam you also buy at the store, but it’s way better.
Ezra, clarifying the difference between jam and jelly